The plot is deceptively simple: Cartman, Larping as "The Wizard King," and Kyle, as "Elf King," are fighting over the ultimate source of power—the Stick of Truth (a mundane stick lying in Cartman’s backyard). You, the silent New Kid, get to choose which side to join.
If you have never played it, stop reading this article. Go buy it. If you have played it, it’s probably time for a replay. Just remember: never trust a member of the Elf Kingdom, always loot Craig’s house, and for the love of God, protect the Stick of Truth at all costs. south park stick of truth