SECOND WOMAN Let the games begin.
After a failed attempt to play catch with a volleyball (again, a Cast Away riff), Phil brings a female mannequin into his pool. He props her up on a lounge chair, gives her a backstory (she’s from Scottsdale, her name is Diane), and attempts to have a conversation. The humor here is pitch-black. He asks "Diane" about her day, then answers for her in a shrill, falsetto voice. the last man on earth episode 2
A jaunty, ironic ukulele theme song plays over shots of Phil destroying a bowling alley, driving a golf cart through a glass door, and crying into a wedding cake. SECOND WOMAN Let the games begin
PHIL MILLER (40s, unkempt beard, wearing a faded bathrobe over cargo shorts) sits in a lawn chair in the middle of the road. He holds a mannequin named "Fred" on one side and a volleyball with a painted face (Wilson 2.0) on the other. The humor here is pitch-black