Dolphin Emulator 3.0 784 Dirty Fix Download Today

I reached out to the Dolphin Emulator project management team (via their official Discord) for a comment regarding the “784 Dirty Download” phenomenon. While they declined an official statement, a senior developer (who wished to remain anonymous) said:

Have you used the original Dirty 3.0 build back in the day? Share your horror stories in the comments below (but please, no links).