This Office Worker Keeps Turning Her Ass Toward... //top\\ -

Since I want to make sure the "paper" or story fits the tone you’re after, let me know: Should it be humorous, serious, or satirical? The Format:

"Have you seen Sarah leaving at 5:01 PM sharp?" one intern asked. "She doesn't take the bus anymore. She turns left toward the old warehouse district." This Office Worker Keeps Turning Her Ass Toward...

"It’s satire," she explains. "Every time I turn toward the audience, I’m leaving my inbox behind." Since I want to make sure the "paper"