Maya closed her laptop. She didn't answer.
“Adobe ImageReady 7.0 download” returned a graveyard of broken links. Softpedia’s page was a 404. OldVersion.com had a listing, but the file was missing. A forum post from 2009 whispered, “Does anyone have the installer? My floppy died.” The last reply was from 2011: “Just use GIMP, noob.”