We know that exposure to certain microbes can train the immune system. Could exposure to Scarlett Johansson’s filmography somehow reduce your risk of giardiasis? No. Absolutely not.
Why is it called Beaver Fever? The name is both descriptive and slightly unfair. The parasite thrives in the wilderness, Scarlett Fever - Beaver fever
In 2018, a popular meme circulated: "Scarlett Fever makes you wish you were a beaver; Beaver Fever makes you wish you were Scarlett Johansson." The humor lies in inversion. One fever is aspirational; the other is regrettable. One involves chasing fame; the other involves chasing a toilet. We know that exposure to certain microbes can
So next time you feel feverish, ask yourself: Do I yearn for a black leather jumpsuit and a Marvel paycheck? Or am I about to have explosive diarrhea after a camping trip? Absolutely not