Guide — Orc Massage

If you genuinely want a inspired by the idea of an orc (heavy pressure, percussive techniques, no aromatherapy), look for a therapist specializing in Ashiatsu (barefoot walking on the back) or Thai massage (heavy stretching and compression). Just don’t ask them to grunt.

Now go forth. Be the anvil. Be the thunder. And for the love of the clan, wash the tallow off your hands before you touch your own face. orc massage guide