Funny Pee Stories [2021] Jun 2026

Submitted by "LindaTheLoud"

“In my dream, I was at a pristine urinal at the opera. In reality, I was peeing into a laundry basket full of clean socks. My wife’s scream woke me up.” funny pee stories

“I can hold it.” (No, you cannot.) Or: “It’s just 10 more minutes.” (It’s 45.) Or the classic: “I’ll just have one more beer before the road trip.” Submitted by "LindaTheLoud" “In my dream, I was

"My goodness," Arthur shouted, his voice cracking only slightly. "The condensation in this building is aggressive! I’ve been hit by a leak! Someone call maintenance before a client gets drenched!" "The condensation in this building is aggressive

At Disney World, one teenager found themselves in the finale of a group game of "categories." When the category was "meats," they panicked and blurted out "Swiss"—referring to cheese. The resulting laughter was so intense they completely peed their light blue shorts in the middle of a crowded line for the Tower of Terror.