Lembouruine Mandy

Three days later, a vine the color of bruised plums curled through her dish drainer. By the end of the week, it had spelled her name in cursive across the wall— Mandy —each letter a loop of thorn and petal. Her cat, Soot, refused to enter the kitchen. Her neighbor, Mr. Hartley, reported seeing “a woman made of leaves” watching from her fire escape at 3 a.m.

It pushed through the ceiling into the upstairs apartment (vacant, mercifully). It wrapped around her showerhead and blossomed there—small, star-shaped flowers that bled a syrup she could not stop licking from her fingers. The syrup tasted like every sad thing she had ever swallowed and every kindness she had failed to give. Lembouruine Mandy

She should have put it back. Closed the box. Called a therapist. Three days later, a vine the color of

This BBC comedy series written by and starring Diane Morgan is known for its short, 15-minute episodes. Her neighbor, Mr